The Wedding Dress – The Concept

When my daughter first told me she wanted me to make her dress I was terrified that she was going to want some extravagant frufrufrillyglittery thing.  I forgot how not frufrufrillyglittery my daughter is.  Don’t get me wrong…she loves girly things like makeup and high heels. Ulta is her favorite store ever, but she’s never been one who has to be perfectly made up from head to toe every single day of her life.  She often walks out of the house in gawd-awful multicolored leggings and a t-shirt that comes nowhere near matching, mismatched socks, with her hair piled messily on top of her head.  She truly doesn’t care what other people think about her fashion sense.  That’s kind of what makes her, her and part of what makes her uniquely beautiful.  She’s definitely a “less is more” type of girl and that’s just fine.  Especially when it comes to picking out a wedding dress design.  She knew right from the start what she wanted;  simple and elegant, no beading, no crystals, nothing shiny and after some very minor tweaking we came up with a relatively simple concept that looks very similar to the picture below.

What we envision

The main concept
A classic white strapless corseted bodice with a crochet overlay (the overlay is the pattern-less part), with a medium ballgown effect skirt in chiffon, a detachable train with crochet lace on the edge of the train.  Nothing shiny, glittery, ruffly or overthetop extravagant.  Simple, yet beautiful, just like her.





The bodice                                                                                                                                                   Let’s start at the bodice because…well…it is going to be the most difficult part of the dress.  No point pussyfooting around the edges of crazyland, might as well jump right on in!  Below is what the bodice overlay of her wedding dress is inspired by.

The bodice inspiration and what we hope to copy

After much research, I finally found out with the help of some wonderful ladies from a facebook group on Irish Crochet that the technique used to make this bodice is called Bobbin Lace.  If you ever want to be truly amazed, not to mention have your dreams of taking over Craftworld with your craft skills completely smashed to smithereens, google videos on how to do Bobbin Lace.  You’ll soon realize you know absolutely nothing and do not deserve that allpowerfullqueenofthecraftroom crown.

Needless to say after viewing some of the videos on Bobbin Lace I realized there was no way I could ever reproduce this using that method.  I mean I could….but it would take me 10 years just to get up to the skill level needed to be at to complete this in the allotted 6 to 8 months that I have.  Not happening.


Many years ago, when I wasn’t blind as a bat and worked mostly with crochet thread, I tried my hand at Romanian Point Lace on a small doily.  It’s comprised of a long crocheted cord that is laid out in the desired pattern.  “Bridges” are used to connect the cords and give it structure and stability. I feel like it looks very much like Russian Bobbin Lace, but without all those crazy bobbins.  Here’s what a piece of clothing using Romanian Point Lace looks like. It is considerably easier to do than Russian Bobbin Lace.  I can easily do this…or at least I hope I can!  Must get new glasses!!!!

Romanian Point Lace – not my work


The next question regarding the bodice was the length.  The inspirational picture is a full to the hip length, which I feel better defines a woman’s shape.  However, my daughter was indecisive about whether she wanted that shape or something with a natural waist beltline that would be less confining around the belly area.  During a recent visit to the bridal shop for her bridesmaids to try on dresses we asked if she could try on the two designs of bridal gowns.  One with this long bodice shape and one with a natural waist length.  She decided on the natural waist, which means there will need to be some adjustment on the shape of our inspired bodice.  We will shorten it by about 3-4 inches; basically removing everything below the heart shape.

Now as to how I am going to reproduce this bodice which has no pattern that I can find, and given the fact that I can’t draw to save my life, it pays to be good friends with an artist.  She is going to save me that particular torture.  I will post updates on the progress of the bodice as it is worked up.

The fabric for the actual

bodice will be Casa Collection Matte Satin in Snow White with a cotton flannel in white for the lining

The skirt                                                                                                                                                       


Attached to the bodice will be a medium to full floor length skirt with a detachable train.  I knew I wanted to use satin for the lining of the skirt, but my daughter didn’t want a shiny satin so I spent a lot of time looking at many different types of satin, comparing color, texture, and overall weight.  I finally narrowed it down to 2; Casa Collection Crepe Back Satin in Snow White and Casa Collection Matte Satin in Snow White.  There was some deliberation between my daughter and I over the shine of the crepe back versus the weight of the matte satin.  The crepe back weighs a lot less than the matte but the crepe back is shiny which she did not want.  After I laid the chiffon over the crepe back and showed her that the shine would be nonexistent she agreed that it’d would be better to use the crepe back because of the difference in weight.  The chiffon is also Casa Collection Chiffon in Snow White.

To train or not to train, that is the question!  I’d love for my daughter’s dress to have an extravagant cathedral length train, but again I forgot how non-extravagant my daughter is.  She wants a very simple shallow one layer detachable train in chiffon, no longer than a foot or two past the length of the dress with a simple crocheted lace edge.  It will attach to the waistband with snaps and then the attachment will be covered with a bow.  When she is ready remove the train simply unsnap the bow from the train, unsnap the train from the dress, then snap the bow back onto the dress.

So there it is…the concept is complete.  I will be using McCall’s M7049 as the pattern for the base of the dress.

m7049_06 I have cut out the bodice pieces and will give it to my artist friend for her to trace out the area she has to draw the overlay pattern in.  I have already begun making the cording for the bodice.  In 2 weeks I have made approximately 90 feet of cording.  I am going to make 150 feet total.  I am completely guessing on the length there.  If it’s too much I’m sure I can find another use for it.  If it’s not enough, I can easily make more.  I will try to make a brief video on how to make the cording at a later date.




The fun has officially begun and I need to go shopping for a bottle of tequila!


The Crown Royal Bag Quilt – aka The Beast

On November 18, 2016 something happened that would put me on the path to questioning my existence in Craft World.  Something that would test the limits of my skills, patience, sanity, and even the stability of my marriage.  It all started with a simple text.

Sister: “Hey sissy?” (even at 47 and 41 she still calls me that)

Me: “What up?”

Sis:  “Got a question?  If someone was to provide you with a whole bunch of Crown Royal bags, would you be willing to make a blanket for one of my friends for Christmas?”

Me: “That depends.  How big and does she want it quilted?”

Sister: “Queen size and yes.”

In hind-sight, one of many I would have over the next 2 months, I should have said no.  If I knew then what I know now I would have said “HELL NO!”  But I’d always wanted to make a quilt and the notion of making one of Crown Royal bags seemed like a really cool way to make one.  Therefore, I lost my senses and said…

Me:  “Sure…but this late in the year I won’t guarantee by Christmas and it’s not going to be cheap.”

I did some research and came up with a $500 price tag.  I was pretty sure I was never going to hear back from my sister when I told her that number.  But much to my surprise…

Sister:  “She says okay!  She’ll bring you the bags this weekend and you can talk about it.”

Cue an “in hind-sight” moment.  If I’d have known better, that $500 would have become more like $750 – $1,000.  Especially after meeting with the customer and learning that she wanted it double-sided, meaning she wanted it to look the same on the front as on the back.

So there’s one small quilt-making hurdle I must leap.  One miniscule, tiny hurdle.  I’ve never made a queen size quilt before.  HA!  In fact the largest quilted piece I have ever made was some placemats ohh so many years ago!!!!  Double HA!  My forte, as is evident by the name of this blog is of course crochet.  I can tell you what sc, ch, dc, dtr, cluster, etc. mean in my sleep, but sashing, binding, basting….ummm..what?  Sure I know how to sew fairly well.  I’ve made my fair share of Halloween costumes, clothing, etc.  I would say my sewing skills are at the intermediate level.  So why would I think I could make a queen size quilt?   Because you see…I’m a victim of my own delusion.  The delusion that I am an allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom.   I know the general quilt making process…this should be easy. Right?  WRONG!!!

In the next week after this text convo with my sister I watch as many how to quilt videos as possible and I begin to hear this voice in the very back of my brain that says “you may have bitten off more than you can chew” but the allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom silences it.  I should have listened to that voice.

Fast forward to December 1.  The customer drops off two garbage bags full of Crown Royal bags and we decide on a completion date of January 15.  Cue IHS moment again.  I should have given myself more like 2 months…maybe even 3.

Here is where my tale of woe and misery truly begins.

I’d done some research so I knew that I would need to wash the bags before I started cutting them open.  I spend 2 days turning them inside out, inspecting them for holes, cuts, etc.  No sense prepping something unusable right?  Final count – 293 bags of various size and color.  (I wonder what this person’s liver looks like).  I always thought it was just purple bags but little did I know they match the bag to the flavor. Purple for the traditional Crown Royal; black for the higher proof version..i.e. more bang for your buck;  green for Crown Royal Apple; cream for Crown Royal Vanilla; brown for Crown Royal Maple.  The majority of the bags in the customer’s stash were black and purple so I decide not to use the green, brown or cream colored bags at all as there just wasn’t enough of them to really do much with.

I ended up with a final bag count of 257 bags after subtracting the other colors.  I spent 2 days washing them because  my daughter and I are playing tug of war with the washing machine, which is a usual event at our house.  It continues to amaze me how a 22 year old girl, her fiance’ and their 2 year old son can accumulate 30 loads of dirty clothes in a week while my husband and I make maybe 3?

Thanks to Youtube and the brave and courageous people who have ventured down this highway of hell before me I knew what I needed to do next…go to the craft store and get all the cutting supplies so I could pretend to be an expert quilter!

  • One 12×18 self-healing cutting mat (IHS – should have gotten a bigger one)
  • One clear plastic normal size ruler
  • One clear plastic 8.5 inch square ruler
  • One rotary cutter and extra blades

I commence to cutting open the bags.  It was a relatively simple process and aided in feeding my delusion that I could do this without much heartache.  It took me one full week to cut open all of the bags.


Now that I had all of the bags cut I moved on to designing.  Thank you to, which is a website where you can design up to 3 quilts for free, for helping in the design.    The website has pre-designed squares and you choose the square you want from their selection, which is plentiful, how big you want your finished piece to be, colors, etc.  It even gives you an approximate estimate on how much fabric you’ll need. For a novice I thought it was a good website and was very easy to use.  After just a few hours I came up with a design the customer would like and that I felt would be simple enough for thequeenofthecraftroom to do. IHS moment…Should have gone with something simpler.  My design incorporates 2 additional colors of gold and cream, as I discover that I don’t have enough purple and black fabric to only do it only in those colors and it would be too difficult to match up the exact shade of purple and black that the bags are so I make a run to the fabric store for the additional colored fabric.

One week and 2 days in to this project I begin measuring and cutting the pieces and parts into usable pieces and parts.  The logo’d pieces get cut down to 4 inch squares with the logo centered.  The back of the bag also gets cut down into 4 inch squares and the sides of the bags get trimmed down to 2 inches strips.  It takes me 3 full weeks to do all of this cutting, along with a few ounces of blood.  IHS – should have gotten a few stitches!



I work a full time job and Christmas fell right in the middle of this time period, which I think is why it took me that long but I’m finally ready to start sewing.  But before I do that there’s one very important thing I need to decide…how am I going to quilt this on my little bitty sewing machine.  I could attempt to shove a queen size quilt through the arm of the sewing machine.  It’s doable.  I’ve seen people do it on Youtube and if they can do it surely the allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom can do it.  Or I could quilt it as I go, which basically means you quilt each square and then attach the quilted squares to each other or to sashing, which frankly would have been the way I would have done it had my sashing not been 2.5 inches wide. From what I was seeing in the videos, quilt as you go, can leave rather bulky seams as you’re also sewing in the batting. I didn’t want that.  After much deliberating, and much watching of many different Youtube videos, I decided to assemble the whole thing and then quilt it

January 1, 2017 and out of the closet comes my sewing machine, which hasn’t seen the light of day since Halloween 2015.  It takes me a couple of minutes to familiarize myself with it’s intricacies again, but it’s kind of like riding a bike, it comes right back after a few minutes. I’ve got 15 days to piece this together, quilt it and bind it.  I’m all pumped up!  Let’s do this!!!!

Day 1: All purple logo’d pieces get sewn to their black borders.

Day 2: All black logo’d pieces get sewn to their purple borders.

Day 3:  All purple logo’d with black border pieces get sewn to their cream border.


Day 4: All black logo’d with purple border pieces get sewn to their cream border.  Moving right along now!!!! I’ll have this done well before the 15th! Delusion is still going strong!

Day 5:  Disaster strikes!  The sashing.  For you (us) inexperienced quilters, sashing, also known as lattice strips, are used to separate quilt blocks. Here’s how it works. A quilter sews a strip of fabric to each side of a quilt block. This frames each block and helps it to stand on its own. Simple enough right?  Well it is simple if you’ve cut your strips the right size!  I realized when I went to sew on my sashing that I totally miscut my pieces.  They were too narrow and if I’d have sewn them on, my finished project would not be as big as needed.  Off I go back to the fabric store for a repurchase of the sashing fabric and another day of measuring and cutting.

Day 6 and 7: Here is the moment when I realize that I just don’t have enough room on my sewing table and I really need some kind of extension because as the quilt gets larger it is going to pull down and distort if I can’t keep it level.  I research purchasing an extension table.  The ones I find for my brand sewing machine run between $50 and $200 depending on the size.  That’s more than I want to spend.  I research DIY extension tables and end up making my own with Styrofoam boards purchased from Lowes, duct tape and a vinyl shower curtain.  It cost a total of $26 and took about 20 minutes to make.


All of the vertical sashing has been sewn on to the blocks.


Day 8: All of the horizontal sashing has been sewn onto one side of the quilt (remember it’s two sided) and the border which is the same gold color as the sashing has been added.  I’m still under the delusion that I can get this finished by the 15th.

Day 9: my design calls for a 3.5 inch border around the entire quilt using the remaining logo’d squares and matching color fabric squares.  I have enough logo’d squares, but when it comes time to add the matching color pieces I’m short by roughly 1/4 of the total length needed.  You know all of those expletives you heard ringing loudly through the air at approximately 2:30 p.m. Monday afternoon?  That was me.   There was nothing I could do that would give me any more fabric.  I wasted practically a whole entire day. My delusion begins to unravel.  I look at what I’ve done so far.  One side is about 90% complete.  I still need to add on some kind of border and assemble the reverse side, quilt it and bind it.  I have 5 days left.  I start to question whether I can get this done in time.

Day 10: I don’t get much done other than sewing all of the border pieces together.

Day 11: I get nothing done as I work all day at my normal job and then attend a Bridal Show with my daughter.  Long nights and early mornings, while working a full time job has finally caught up with me. I am physically exhausted and barely make it through the Bridal Show.

Day 12: The delusion is completely shattered and I make the call to the client and inform her that I’m not going to meet the January 15th deadline.  I tell her that I need at least 5 more days.  Much to her credit she is perfectly fine with the delay and isn’t in any rush to get it back.   While she isn’t upset, I am.  Meeting a deadline is one of my most important issues when it comes to my work.  I take them very seriously.  Failing to meet one has never happened to me before.  I am extremely disappointed in myself and the fact that I am also physically exhausted has me on the verge of tears at any moment.  I’ve been staying up to midnight and getting up at 5 a.m., while working my normal full time job, trying to get this beast finished.  I am on what really feels like my last leg both emotionally and physically, but I trudge on because I am the allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom or at least I pretend to be.  I get the redesigned border sewn onto the quilt.

Day 13:  All of the horizontal sashing has been sewn onto the reverse side of the quilt. I am forcing myself through this.

Day 14: My husband is mad at me because I backed out on plans to go RV shopping with him.  We sold our old RV, affectionately nicknames “Baby Huey”, in October and hubby has been chomping at the bit to buy “Baby Huey II” and it has to be a specific one which means a 40 minute drive out to the RV dealer, an hour, maybe more talking to the salesperson, a 40 minute drive back.  Oh wait…I forgot about the requisite stop at Waffle House for breakfast that hubby insists on doing anytime we take even the slightest of road trips.  I just can’t afford to lose roughly 3-4 hours of sewing time and tell him that I can’t go.  He pouts for the next two days and barely speaks to me but hey…all borders get sewn on.  Now I enlist the help of my daughter in laying it out to assemble the layers and set up to do the basting.  For us inexperienced quilters (notice how I’m now including myself in this group) basting when referring to quilting is the method of temporarily attaching your layers together.  A quilt is basically made in a sandwich type method.  You have your backing, laid pattern side down, your batting aka padding, and your quilt top pattern side up, layered on top of each other.  There are several different basting methods to hold the layers together.  You can use a basting spray which is basically a washable glue that is lightly sprayed on each layer.  You can use safety pins.  You can hand sew very loose stitches.  What you are trying to do is keep the layers from shifting too much during the quilting process.  Due to the size of this beast I chose the safety pin method.  It takes about 3 hours to get the entire quilt basted.

Day 15:  Quilting.  Lord help me.  I really should have done the quilt as you go method.  Trying to move The Beast through the arm of my sewing machine is a feat that is nearly impossible.  I fight with it, I twist it, I roll it up into a log.  I try every conceivable method I can think of to make it even slightly easier to quilt as a whole.  Now I know why people pay other people with huge free standing quilting machines to do the actual quilting.

Side note:  I am using invisible monofilament thread, something I will never do again!  It absolutely sucks.  I test it for about an hour on a test sandwich and finally think I get the tension down right.  I shove the beast into my machine and start quilting.  Everything is running smoothly for about a quarter of the quilt and then I run out of thread on that spool.  I change the spool and suddenly my machine starts acting up.  The thread is jamming up and I end up breaking 3 needles within 1/2 hour.  By this time it’s 11 p.m.  I have been quilting steadily since about 10 a.m.  I am exhausted and call it a night.  I will get a good’s night sleep and tackle it tomorrow.

Day 16-19:  I have decided after inspecting the quilt and the bundle of mess on the reverse side from all of the jams that I just don’t like this invisible monofilament thread.  It’s prickly in places, which I know is due to my tension problems, but it’s also a bit reflective and I’m not liking that so I decide that I want to spice things up and really have some fun.  I decide to rip it all out.  If anyone ever asks you to help them rip quilting stitches out of a quilt, don’t just tell them no.  Tell them absolutely no way in hell no.  Do you know how long it takes to rip out 1/4 of a queen size quilt’s quilting stitches?  A HELL OF A LONG TIME!  3 days to be exact.  It’s an extremely tedious job and you end up covered in pieces of thread, which in turn get all over your project.  *sigh*  Have I mentioned yet how much I regret agreeing to make this quilt?

Day 20:  I start quilting again, this time with a dark purple thread.  Tension is perfect and I am liking the contrast of the purple thread on the lighter colored strips.  Here’s what a quilted section looks like with the invisible thread and what it looks like with the purple thread.  You can see clearly how reflective the invisible thread is.

Invisible Monofilament Thread
Purple thread

It takes me 2 days to do all of the quilting.

Day 22:  I’m 7 days past my deadline and it’s time to bind it.  Binding is the act of closing up the edges with another border.  It’s a relatively simple process and you can find hundreds of how to videos on Youtube.  But of course we can’t finish without one last mishap.  There’s a reason why quilts typically have one solid side and one patterned side.  When you quilt, the fabric shifts.  Things get out of line slightly.  Having one solid patterned back makes that shift invisible.  When you have a reversible quilt, i.e. the same pattern as on the front, you have to be extremely diligent about making sure your back side stays lined up with your front side otherwise when you’re done quilting you might find that you have 3/4 of an inch extra on one side versus the other side.  What are you going to do then?  Are you going to toss your allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom crown into a burning pit of fire and call it quits? Of course not.  You’re going to cut off the extra and roll with it because your brain is so frazzled that you just can’t think of anything else to do.  Yeah one side doesn’t match the other exactly..but at this point…who really cares.

Cue another disaster.  My machine won’t load the bobbin with thread.  The thingamagiggy the bobbin sits on is spinning but the bobbin itself is not spinning and no thread is going on it. I am dumbfounded.  I am THIS close to being done and I completely lose it and scream in frustration.  I am practically in tears.  Then my wonderful husband tells me I am still his  allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom and he tries to help me fix the problem, even though when I asked him to help me bast he asked if we were having turkey for dinner.  He means well but has no clue about the inner workings of my sewing machine.  I know he wants his wife, not to mention his den back but there’s really nothing he can do so I thank him for trying.  I spend the next 30 minutes trying to figure out what’s wrong with my sewing machine only to realize that it’s not my machine that is the problem, it’s that specific bobbin.  For whatever reason my machine doesn’t like it.  I toss it and put a new one on and my machine is back.  We’re rolling again.

It takes me the rest of the day to prep and do the binding. And then there it is…the moment.  That all important moment of glory when you look down at what you have created with your own two hands; that moment when the craft gods cheer and deliver unto you a brand spanking new allpowerqueenofthecraftroom crown.  All is right in the Craft World again.


I did it!  I made a queen size Crown Royal bag quilt!  It took 52 days from start to finish.  I came and I conquered, but not without casualties.  Along the way I sacrificed a few ounces of blood and the side of the pointer finger on my left hand; I gained about 1000 gray hairs; shed some tears; I didn’t buy a new RV; and I received a reality check of my allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom delusion.   I learned the valuable lesson that I should stick with my crochet.  It’s what I’m best at.

To those brave and courageous crafters who have completed a Crown Royal Quilt and lived to tell the tale…you have absolutely earned your allpowerfulqueen/kingofthecraftroom crown.  I bow to your greatness.

To anyone currently working on a Crown Royal bag quilt…I have no advice other than to say…Bless you.

To anyone considering doing a Crown Royal bag quilt, for the sake of your sanity, think long and hard about it and be prepared…it’s not going to be an easy project!  In other words…don’t do it unless your allpowerfulqueenofthecraftroom delusion is much more than a delusion.

I’m now going to sleep for a week, recuperate and prepare to start my daughter’s wedding dress.  Why?  Because I am the allpowerqueenofthecraftroom. Don’t you see my crown?

The Wedding Dress – Day 1


Every mother with a daughter dreams about her daughter’s wedding, probably just as much as said daughter does.  I think we all want that fairytale wedding for our daughters;  the whole horse drawn carriage pulling up to a venue festooned with candlelight.  The Cinderella type wedding complete with the feeling of romance so heavy in the air that you practically have to swim through it to get to your seat.  We want perfection for our daughter’s wedding, from the most beautiful wedding altar to the most beautiful and deliciously scrumptious wedding cake.  But there is one thing, above all, that we dream about most.  One thing that any girl above the age of 8 dreams about.  One thing that MUST be the most perfect thing about the day.  The dress!

There’s so much that goes into picking the perfect dress.  The color, fabric type, straps, strapless, lace, no lace, beading, no beading, train, no train, ball gown or A-line or mermaid, short or long, etc.  Some brides try on dozens of dresses before finding the right one.  Some brides spend many thousands of dollars on their perfect dress.  Some, only hundreds.  Some brides will spend many months visiting many different bridal shops searching for the one.  Some will find it on the first go around.  You could say it’s almost like finding the right guy to marry, possibly filled with lots of no-ways until that perfect one reveals itself.  It is the most gut wrenching and emotionally uncertain decision a bride will make for her wedding.  You will hem and haw about it and it will keep you up long into the early morning wondering if you picked the right dress.  Don’t let anyone fool you.  No matter what any bride tells you, every one 2nd guesses her dress choice up until that last final moment when she says “I do”.  If they tell you otherwise…they’re lying to you…or to themselves.

So….how do you make it more gut-wrenching and emotionally uncertain?  You find a dress that can’t be bought and you ask your mother to make it for you….from nothing but a picture.  No pressure right?


I think for those mothers with even a working knowledge of a sewing machine, the thought of making their daughter’s wedding dress has crossed their minds at least once.  For someone with more than a working knowledge, who calls herself a fiber artist, I admit that the thought has crossed my mind about a hundred times.  The fact that on what will be one of the most important and memorable days of her life, my little girl will be wearing something that I made with my own two hands, would totally complete my journey into the fiber/fabric world.  I am both honored that she thinks that highly of my skills and excited about the prospect.  However, as someone who has never made a wedding dress before, I would be totally and completely lying if I said I wasn’t absolutely, utterly terrified at the same time.  I mean like to the core terrified.  Like the thought of taking this on makes me feel like my heart is going to fall out of my chest and turn around and laugh at me for thinking that I could do this.  I fear that I will fail and ruin my daughter’s perfect day.    But I’m going to fight through my fear and do this for her because she is my little girl and I want her to have the dress of her dreams. She has faith in me to do this…that’s going to help fight my fear.

That and a bottle of Tequila.

I am kidding about the Tequila.


Vintage, Vintage, Vintage! Oh my!

Recently the mother of a close friend found out that I crochet. She used to crochet but now that she’s much older can’t really do it like she used to and asked if I’d like to have some old crochet pattern books that she had. Of course I didn’t say no. Free patterns! What crocheter in their right mind would decline free patterns!

When my friend brought them to me, I wasn’t really surprised to see her carrying a rather large box as she was also bringing me some things for my new grandson.  Being the busy lady that I am, I stuck the box in my craft room and forgot about it for a few weeks.

I finally started emptying it out and when I got past all the baby clothes and toys I discovered a yellow lock box about the size of a large lunch box.  Opening up the box was like opening up that one present at Christmas time that just totally makes the holiday.  I literally squealed with joy!  It was FULL of pattern books.  I then squealed again with joy when I started to pull them out of the box.

Vintage Crochet Pattern Books 1944 - 1953
Vintage Crochet Pattern Books
1944 – 1953

When my friend’s mother said she had some old pattern books I had no idea she meant REALLY old!  There are 8 large books, ranging from 1944 to 1953.  I was beside myself with awe that she’d kept these books this long and that they were in such good condition.  Next were smaller size books…and oh my goodness…they are Annie’s Pattern Club books, beginning with Volume 1, issue 1, 1980.

Vintage Crochet Pattern Books
Vintage Crochet Pattern Books

In total there are 66 books and they are all in fair to pristine condition.  The older ones I will definitely be putting in plastic sleeves to maintain their condition.  I could never possibly finish all of the patterns in these books but it’s going to be fun trying!  Maybe I’ll make that a challenge for 2015…to complete at least one pattern from every book.

Puff Slouch and Scarf

Puffhatscarf1My daughter has had beautiful long dark hair all of her life (not counting the first year of her life when she was completely bald). At age 19 and pregnant with her first child, her hair was a little lower than mid back. She decided that she wanted to cut her hair really short to make things easier for her after the baby came. Did I mention I have like THE MOST HANDSOME grandson now! Anyways…she loved the short hair….for a little while. Now she wants her long hair back. Unfortunately there isn’t a magic button to make hair grow back overnight so she has to suffer through the horrible in-betweens. You know that period of time where every day you spend an hour in front of the mirror trying to make your hair presentable only to eventually scream out “OMG I HATE MY HAIR!” and frustratingly shove a cap over your head. Well thankfully her “OMG I HATE MY HAIR!” period is during the cooler months when she can actually get away with wearing a cap. Problem is…she didn’t have any caps! So guess who got to make her some!?

The New Orleans Blizzard of 2014

If you’re from South Louisiana, you know that our winters aren’t much to talk about. We occasionally get below freezing, and even less occasionally get a wild blizzard like we did last winter.

So I couldn’t make a hat that was super thick. She’d need something that was airy, yet roomy enough to cover up her “OMG! I HATE MY HAIR” head without leaving her drowned in head sweat. So I went with a puff stitch slouch. I’ve done the stitch before for baby blankets, but I’ve never done it in the round. Took a bit of experimenting and frogging but I finally got it.


Yarn: Red Heart Soft Touch
Hook: H

Basic Stitches:
Chain (CH)
Slip Stitch (SL)
Single Crochet (SC)
Back Loop SC (BLSC)

Special Stitches:
Puff Stitch (PS): YO. Insert the hook into the stitch. YO. Pull through the stitch, bringing the loop up to match the same height as the previous stitch. 3 loops on your hook. YO. Insert the hook into the same stitch. YO. Pull through the stitch, bringing the loop up to match the same height as the previous stitch. 5 loops on your hook. YO. Insert the hook into the same stitch. YO. Pull through the stitch, bringing the loop up to match the same height as the previous stitch. 7 loops on your hook. YO. Pull through all 7 loops on your hook. CH 1

Standing Puff Stitch (SPS): Pull up a loop to the approximate size of a half double crochet, then follow instructions for Puff Stitch, making your stitch in the last stitch of the previous row.

Hat Band
Row 1: CH 11, then SC in 2nc CH from hook and to end.
Row 2: CH 1, turn and *SC in back loop of next SC*, repeat * to * to the end
Repeat Row 2 until band measures approximately 20 inches. If you need smaller or larger just decrease or increase the number of rows, making sure that you have an even number of rows. Then bring the two ends together and sew together by doing a slip stitch through each stitch of both ends.

Hat Slouch
Row 1: Turn band so that you are working on the side and CH 1, then SC in each stitch, finished with an SL in first SC, making sure that you end with an even number of stitches. Do not turn.
Row 2: SPS in same stitch as SL. *Ch 1. Skip one SC, PS in next stitch.* Repeat from * to *. Finishing with a SL in top of SPS.
Row 3: SL into first Ch space. SPS in ch space. *Ch. PS in next ch space.* Repeat from * to *. Finish with a SL in top of SPS.
Repeat Row 3 (18) times for a total of 20 rows of Puff Stitches. If you want the slouch longer add more rows. Sew seam together to close up the slouch by weaving yarn through every other stitch and pulling tight. Then I weave yarn through the seam several times, then pull needle through to the inside of the slouch and tie a knot. If you don’t like how to seam looks, you can always add a pompom.

Decorate band however you wish, with a flower, applique, etc. I created a small band by crocheting 6 rows of 8 SC each and attaching a button, then sewing it onto the side of the hat.


I really do love scarfs. I’m not a fan of having things tight around my neck, like turtlenecks, so scarves give me the warmth but also the freedom of keeping it loose and easily removed. After making the above hat, I had a whole skein of yarn left. Might as well use it to make a matching scarf. I consider it lagniappe for my daughter. For you non-New Orleanians, “lagniappe” means “something extra, usually given as a gift or for free” and us New Orleanians love all things lagniappe!

Row 1: Chain 21, SPS in 2nd chain from hook, *ch 1, skip 1 ch, PS in next ch*, repeat * to * to end making sure that you finish with a PS in last chain.
Row 2: CH 4 and turn *PS in ch 1 space, ch 1*, repeat * to * to last ch 1 space, then DC in top of last PS in previous row. Turn
Row 3: SPS into top of DC, ch 1, *PS in next ch 1 space, ch 1*, repeat * to * to end, making sure that you finish with a PS in 3rd chain of chain 4 in previous row. Turn
Repeat row 2 and 3 until scarf is desired length.

You can leave the edge unfinished if you like or you can add a fringe like I did. I cut 80 pieces of yarn, 12 inches each and separated into groups of 4. 4 strands for each fringe, 10 fringes for each end of the scarf.

As of this post date this pattern has not been tested by anyone other than myself. If you find an error, please kindly let me know and I will correct it as soon as possible.

Most of us have been doing this a long time so I’m pretty sure someone else out there has created something similar if not possibly identical. Copying of any other pattern is not intentional….so please don’t sue me, I’m just a poor New Orleans Lady trying to spread my love of crochet to the masses.

Please feel free to share the pattern, sell the finished product, etc. Do whatever you want with it. Heck you can even line your kitty box with it if you don’t like it….but..I think you will.

So…happy crocheting….and don’t forget to Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!

Rest, Relaxation and Crochet

One of our favorite things to do is go camping.  Not the roughing it, sleep in a tent on the cold hard ground camping because according to my former military boyfriend, his days of tenting it are long over.  We enjoy an actual bed, electricity, and a fully functioning toilet and shower in our 2006 Jayco Jayflight travel trailer.

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This weekend was our annual “friends” camping trip. It’s that one trip a year where it’s adults only, no kids, no grandkids, and no dogs.  Nothing but relaxation, good alcohol, good food and good laughs with some of our closest friends at our favorite place, Flint Creek Water Park & Campground in Wiggins, MS.  The campground is beautiful, well kept with lots of shaded trees and lots of space between campsites for privacy.    This trip we managed to reserve one of the prime spots on what we call “The Point”, spot #60.  It has direct water access, lots of room to spread out and an amazing sunrise view.

Good Morning Beautiful World

What a view to wake up to and crochet too.  It was so relaxing to sit there with this in front of me, the soft cool breeze blowing, the sound of the water lapping softly on the tiny little beach, and the birds singing “Good Morning”.  I had not a care in the world besides what pattern I was going to use to make my daughter some headbands for Christmas.  I chose the Easy Shell Headband by Andromeda’s Fiber’s Studios.  My daughter asked for pink so I used some yarn that I had picked up at an estate sale a while back, Red Heart Soft Touch in pink with an H hook to complete this simple pattern that produced a nice headband in about 20 minutes.  I had no problems with this pattern at all and love the finished piece.  I will definitely make more of these in different colors for both my daughter and myself.


I also brought a couple of WIPs with me to break the monotony of headband work; a cardigan that I’m hoping to get finished for Christmas and a slouchy hat, but no peeks until I’m done with them.

Leona by Drops Design

Recently finished up this crochet vest, Leona by DROPS Design, done in Bernat Softee Baby light weight white yarn. My first adult piece of clothing, made as a Christmas gift for a family member.


The pattern is a relatively easy v type stitch.  The instructions on it are pretty clear with sizing from S – XXXL which I especially like as it’s difficult to find plus size crochet clothing patterns.  My only issue with the pattern is the DECREASE and INCREASE rows at the waist.  The pattern tells you how many total stitches to decrease/increase but doesn’t tell you how many to stitch before the decrease/increase so I had to figure that out on my own by trial and error.  That meant lots of frogging…4 times before I got the stitch count right.  Final assembly was a breeze as it’s really just one big piece that only requires stitching at the shoulders and along the collar.  This piece is a size Medium and used approximately two-thirds of a pound size skein.

At first I didn’t care for the finished piece all that much, but the more I looked at it the more I liked it, so I decided to make one for me, in Saints gold of course.  Made with Caron One Pound worsted weight yarn, this size XL used up almost the whole skein.